HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	9735	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ores Mined:	6537	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4296	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	561	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	257	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4448	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	936832	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crops Grown:	5266
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Mineshafts Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	275
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	189
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Animals Bred:	55	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	2722
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	1185
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	905	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Towns Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4965
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mines Excavated:	2035
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8875	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582