/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Emeralds Found:	9065
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	6017	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3178	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7973
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6351

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1531	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	888692

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

anger, Colonialism, Colonization, Criollos, cultural identity, History, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, injustice, Latin America, Minecraft, Oppression, power dynamics, Rebellion, Resentment, resistance, revolt, seethe, Seething, Server, social change, Spanish Empire, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Potions Brewed:	55	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

#Daydreami, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, Anniversary BGM, Bijou PoV, Birthday BGM, Collabs, COVER Corp, cover song, current schedule, Dancing MIRAGE, defamation, Fanfic Listing, Fauna PoV, game bgm, Handy links, Infinite, Kiara PoV, Kronii, Kronii Love, Kronii PoV, Kronii’s 3rd Anniversary merch, Leaks.., Member BGM, Merch List, Minecraft, MirageChallenge, Music, original song, Our Promise, Ouro, ouro kronii, Raora PoV, Rise, Shiori PoV, shorts, smp, Souten ni Moyu, Space, STREAMS, Zatsudan BGM

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	986073
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup aftermath, breakup closure, breakup experience, breakup feelings, breakup growth, breakup journey, breakup lessons, breakup recovery, breakup reflection, breakup stories, breakup support, coping with breakup, emotional pain, ExBoyfriendGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, smp

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyKarateLady

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Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	134	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7185

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VeggieCraft – Heart Healthy Haven

cardiovascular disease, chronic disease prevention, dietary patterns, evidence-based research, Haven, health benefits, healthy, healthy eating habits, Heart, heart health, incidence, Long-term Health, mortality, non-vegetarian diets, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based lifestyle, Preventive medicine., reduced risk, umbrella review, vegan, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft, wellness

🌱🥦🥑

join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌

we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀

come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Planet SMP

Custom terrain, Dungeon, Earth, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Jobs, Lottery, MONEY, Planet smp, Planets, Survival

Welcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Moon Madness Multiplayer: Not-so-Vanilla, Pretty Friendly, No HermitCraft, 1.21 Economy

1.21, AntiCreeperGrief, Bases, Builder Applications, ChatReportBlocker, Colosseum Arena, commands, Community, Currency, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Established, Events, Fresh chunks, Friendly, Giveaways, hermitcraft, madness, Minecraft, Mobheads, Moon, multiplayer, MultiplayerSleep, NotSoVanilla, Playerheads, PRETTY, Prizes, PvP, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Survival, voice channels

LUNAR SEASON 2 – Friendly community & Fresh chunks in 1.21!

IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz

We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:

Features
Semi-Vanilla commands: /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime
Establish bases anywhere in the world
Player-run economy with shops in the Shopping District
Datapacks for multiplayer-friendly experience
Friendly and active community on Minecraft & Discord
Active staff and protection plugins
Frequent events with prizes
Colosseum Arena warp for PvP

• !! LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF ALWAYS !! •

Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Government & Company Minecraft Server

Abuse, black company, Blackmail, coercion, Company, Conspiracy, corrupt corporation, corrupt government, Corruption, Government, Manipulation, millie, Millie’s downfall, Minecraft, Politics, power, scandal, scandalous, scandalous affair, scandalous behavior, scandalous politics, Server, unethical behavior

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, including Millie getting taken out by a pack of angry chickens! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable that even the mobs are out for blood. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hilarious mini-games and wacky challenges to keep you entertained. So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4369	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blood Omen SMP – I Hope They Remake Minecraft 1

Action-Adventure, Blood, blood omen, classic, dark fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hope, kain, Legacy of Kain, long tail tag, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Omen, PC, PlayStation, Raziel, Reimagined, remake, RPG, smp, Soul Reaver, Vampires, video game, Xbox

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens! It was chaos, but oh so worth it.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords and shoot fireworks at each other. And don’t even get me started on our giant maze made entirely out of cake. Yes, you heard me right, a cake maze!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!