Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2378

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crops Grown:	5593	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Void Gems Collected:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.