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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 666 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?