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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 284 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?