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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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