LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Crops Grown: 7995 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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