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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Villages Defended: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Star Shards Collected: 69
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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