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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5242 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Votes: | 8186 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!