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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9158 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!