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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2997 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!