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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1383 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 2981 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!