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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2510 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 40 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!