HealthAlertsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashCow

budgeting, clothing, CraftyCashCow, dining out, disposable income, Entertainment, experiences, Gifts, groceries, hobbies, Home decor, Investments, Luxury items, personal finance, savings, self-care, shopping, spending habits, subscriptions, Technology, travel

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Items Found:	4217
Ores Mined:	6882	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Enchantments Applied:	236
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	2666
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring stuff like clothes or food? Well, why not spend it on joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers – they can do the moonwalk like you’ve never seen before! So forget about buying that new pair of shoes, come join us and let your virtual adventures begin!

EuroRearmCraft Server

alliances, arms race, Budget, Cheaper, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, EuroRearmCraft, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, rearming, SECURITY, Server, strategy, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. if u join now, u get a free diamond helmet that gives u the power to shoot laser beams from ur eyes. also, our server is located in a parallel universe where rearming is cheaper than war, so u can build ur army of chickens without breaking the bank. come join the fun and chaos on our server, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

BibaCraft: Kidnapped by Creepers!

BibaCraft, Bibas, Captivity, children, Conflict, CREEPERS, gaza, Hamas, Heartbreaking, idf, investigation, Israel Defense Forces, Kidnapped, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, Mother, Murdered, News, Terrorism, third body, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is the competition! IDF confirmed that Bibas children were murdered in Hamas captivity but don’t worry, that won’t happen here cuz we don’t tolerate that nonsense! Plus, we have a mystery third body that’s definitely not the mother’s, so you know things are gonna get wild. Join now for a killer good time!

Racks SMP

Active, behind, building, Community, Custom Items, Datapacks, Discord, Farming, Friendly, Fun, Griefing, Join, Late, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, Racks, Rollback, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Small, community-based
Number of Players	Approximately 25
Focus	Farming, building, custom items
Rules	No griefing, friendly community

FAQ

Q: What plugins and datapacks are available on the server?

A: We offer custom items and a shop that encourages farming and building.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: We discourage PVP and focus more on cooperative gameplay.

Q: What happens if someone is caught griefing?

A: Any griefing will be rolled back and the player responsible will face consequences.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server will open in a few days, so you’re not too late to join!

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using this link.

Eternal Blaze 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, Blaze, Captivating, charming, cute, desirable, Enchanting, enticing, ETERNAL, Girls, Gorgeous, hot, Irresistible, Lovely, PRETTY, seductive, Sexy, STRIKING, Stunning, You know

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got cute sexy girls, like, everywhere, man! And I ain’t talking about those pixelated blocky babes, nah, I’m talking about real-life hotties who play Minecraft, can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true, dude! So, if you wanna build some epic structures and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be, my dude. Don’t miss out on all the fun and flirtation, come join us now!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

aita, beauty procedures, budgeting, CAR, Communication, Conflict Resolution, credit card, DEBT, Decision making, emergency fund, Expenses, finances, Honesty, job loss, Marriage, Minecraft, Moving, PixelPleasure, PS5, savings, Server, transparency, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and balancing out beauty procedures with PS5 purchases!

Join us on this server where you can build your dream world while also making questionable financial decisions. Need to buy that new gaming console to even things out with your partner’s surprise beauty expenses? No problem, we support you!

Embark on epic adventures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find yourself in a situation where you have to decide between a PS5 and financial harmony. Who knows what crazy stories will unfold on our server?

So come join us and let’s see where your questionable financial decisions take you in the world of Minecraft! Remember, it’s all about balance…and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Communication, coworker drama, coworker relationships, EMBARRASSING, GUARANTEED, hangover, misunderstanding, non-alcoholic, party behavior, party dynamics, party etiquette, potluck, Punch, punch recipe, PunchCraft, social awkwardness, social event, work party, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchantments Applied:	244
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

MovieLoverMC SMP

all-time favorite, best movies, blockbuster, Cinema, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, film industry, flick, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie film, motion picture, Movie, MovieLoverMC, must watch, Popcorn flick, silver screen, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s like a real-life heist movie but in Minecraft, LOL. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows appear out of thin air, it’s insane! So like, what’s your favorite movie? Mine is definitely “Minecraft: The Movie” starring all of us as the badass heroes saving the world from evil mobs. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 😂🔥🐲💎

AlphaCraftMC

alpha male, alpha male complex, AlphaCraftMC, Animal Behavior, Assertiveness, competitive, Confidence, DOMINANCE, dominant behavior, Ego, Insecurity, leadership, macho, Masculinity, Powerful, self-assured, self-proclaimed, social hierarchy, STRONG, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Emeralds Found:	9250
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

SpaceXCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, ASAP, deorbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s vision, Future of space, innovation, international Space Station, Minecraft, NASA, orbital decay, Server, Space debris, space engineering, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, space science, space station, Space Travel, spacex, SpaceXCraft, Technology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ores Mined:	8091	Void Armor Forged:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

so, like, imagine this: elon musk, right, he’s all like “yo, we gotta deorbit the international space station like, now, man.” and we’re all like “whaaaat?” but then he’s like “nah, trust me, it’ll be lit.” so, like, we’re all confused but also kinda intrigued, you know?

anyway, so we were all chilling on this minecraft server, right, and elon musk pops in outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join ASAP.” and we’re all like “wait, what about the space station?” but he’s like “nah, forget about that, this server is where it’s at.”

so, like, we all join the server and it’s like a whole new world, man. there’s flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro.

plus, elon musk said that if you join the server, you’ll get a free rocket ship to explore the galaxy with. like, who wouldn’t want that, right?

so, yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy adventure and wanna hang out with elon musk in minecraft, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s outta this world. literally.

ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland

COMEBACK, deutschland, elections, european politics, germany, Germany’s political history, Government, History, left, opposition, political landscape, political movement, political party, political shift, Politics, progressive, resurgence, resurgence of the Left, Revival, social democracy, socialism, ZombieCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

u know that feeling when u think something is dead but then it comes back to life like a frickin zombie? well that’s exactly what happened to germany’s left on this minecraft server. they were down and out, everyone thought they were done for, but NOPE they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now they’re stronger than ever. join this server if u wanna be part of a comeback story that’ll make u go “whaaaaat??” every time u log in. plus, there’s like a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. so what are u waiting for?? come join the party before it’s too late!

Revive Mice Lab – Knockout Study

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal psychology, animal welfare, Empathy, Friends, knocked out, knocked-out mice, knockout, Lab, Lab mice, laboratory animals, Mice, mouse behavior, neuroscience, research, Revive, revive behavior, rodent behavior, scientific study, social behavior, Social Interaction, study

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	4946
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where lab mice are running around tryna revive their knocked-out buddies? well, look no further cuz that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! these little guys are like tiny doctors, always ready to save the day.

join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you navigate through a world where lab mice are the real heroes. watch as they perform CPR on each other and use tiny defibrillators to bring their friends back to life. it’s like a medical drama, but with fur and whiskers!

but that’s not all, folks! we also have a secret underground lab where the mice conduct crazy experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? just ask one of our mouse scientists and they’ll hook you up.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most rodent-filled adventure of your life. who knew lab mice could be so cool?

Crankshafted

Adventure, apply, Balanced, Community, Competition, Crankshafted, creativity, ELEMENTS, Environment, fair, Fun, gameplay, Map, Minecraft, Server, skill, smp, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3531	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	110	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Buildings Constructed:	28
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Overview

Crankshafted.com was launched on the 1st of this month. Our new SMP server is strictly 18+ and features a freshly generated map, a fully whitelisted environment, and absolutely no pay-to-win elements. Designed for fair gameplay and community fun, we invite you to relax and enjoy a balanced experience.

Join us by applying on our website and become part of a vibrant community that values skill, creativity, and genuine competition. Don’t miss out on the adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join?	Players must be 18 years or older to join our server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our server is fully whitelisted to maintain a safe and friendly environment for all players.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. We believe in fair gameplay for all.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply to join our server by visiting our website and filling out the application form.
What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on the server?	Our server offers a balanced experience with a focus on skill, creativity, and community fun. Join us for a unique adventure!

Eon Nexus Realm 1.21

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about building boring houses, here you can build epic castles like Lia and Nasa! And don’t even get me started on the characters like Iori and Uruka, they’re like the superheroes of this server!

Plus, we got Twitch archives for days, so you can watch all the epic battles and creations that have gone down. And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out the unofficial archives for some spicy behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! We got Pippa and Michiru bringing the party vibes, and even a terminated character for that extra edge of danger. And if you’re into skulls and dizzy spells, Dizzy Dokuro is the one for you!

Join now and be part of the madness with Jelly and Ember leading the way. It’s like a rollercoaster of fun, with twists and turns at every corner. So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!

MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

aita, bad guy, bandit, cat, dad, DEFEND, Dirt, heal, hospital bill, infection, Kid, medical bill, MediCraft, mom, not paying, Pay, Permission, pet, Scratch, Server, UNTREATED, vaccination

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7546	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our cats have phone numbers and get into wild adventures! Join us for the chance to meet Bandit, the legendary cat who scratches first and asks questions later.

Picture this: you’re out for a stroll with your trusty feline companion when suddenly, a kid and his mom approach. Despite your warnings, the kid decides to pet Bandit and ends up with a scratch to remember. But wait, there’s more! The kid’s mom then demands you pay for his hospital bill because of an infection from the scratch.

But fear not, on our server, we don’t just deal with creepers and zombies – we handle crazy cat drama too! Join us for the chance to navigate through wild encounters with entitled parents, unruly kids, and of course, our mischievous Bandit. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

Players:	96/500	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4