HealthAlertsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

blow on food, Blowers, blowing on food, blowing on food to cool, blowing on food to cool down, blowing on food to cool it, blowing on food to eat, blowing on hot food, Chewers, Chewing, cooling down food, cooling food, dining etiquette, eating habits, Food, food cooling methods, food cooling techniques, food etiquette, food temperature, Hashafashsha, hot, Hot Food, table manners

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

Dreamy Wanderlust Craft

cognition, Craft, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream recall, dreams, dreamy, findings, Memory, mental health, mind wandering, participants, positive attitude, Psychology, research, research study, seasonal variations, Sleep, Spring, study, subconscious, Wanderlust, Winter

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

join dis server if u wanna have DREAMS come true! we got magical powers dat make ur dreams come alive in da game! u can build ur dream house, ride a unicorn, and even fly like a bird! plus, we got special events where u can battle dream monsters and win epic prizes! forget about winter blues, come to our server and make ur dreams come true all year round! let’s make dreamland a reality, join now!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	907421
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	1160	Void Gems Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Votes:	3446	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9025	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	1550	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Animals Bred:	97
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	210
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Players:	103/100	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ores Mined:	1278	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crops Grown:	5682