Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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