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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 172 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Epic Quests Completed: 28 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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