Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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