Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 27 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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