Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Mines Excavated: 4849
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Emeralds Found: 8018
Dimension Hops: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4774

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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