Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
Emeralds Found: 1408 Void Gems Collected: 31
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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