Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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