Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Alien Abductions: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Enchantments Applied: 290 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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