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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9435	Volcanoes Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Divine Spears Created:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Meteorites Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3871	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3993	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

play.minegusta.net

Fandomcraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Items Found:	5960
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Void Gems Collected:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

mc.fandomcraft.co.uk:25764

PunchCraft Factions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Factions.PunchCraft.us

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

mc.mutleycraft.net

PunchCraft Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3735	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft

IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us

Towny.PunchCraft.us

Cencraft Network

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	1013
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Cencraft prison is all about getting drugs, working in the mines, surviving the other in-mates, and much more. We offer a friendly prison experience with great staff and helpful members, along with excellent game play and a no-lag server. We have many donor packages for those who enjoy passing others from the start and want the server to become bigger and better. Starting off in D-Block, (The blocks go C,B,A,Elite, and Free), it is best to make friends because if you don’t it will take a long time to get further in prison. We have a list of contraband’s in the spawn which are the items you can’t let guards see, because what the guards don’t know wont hurt them. As you go further into the prison you will find things will get harder, even when there are more perks to each block. There is much more to find out out Cencraft Prison, but you have to come on to find out, so join today!

hub.cencraft.net

RisingAxes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8354	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

HELLO!

We are a hub server (or are growing into being) that offers you a faction and creative plot world!

We have dedicated 24/7 hosting, and tons of plugins for your enjoyment!

COMING SOON: SURVIVAL GAMES, SPLEEF, CAPTURE THE FLAG, AND MAYBE PAINTBALL!

WE NOW ACCEPT DONATIONS!

192.210.218.227:25665

PokeHeaven

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ores Mined:	5147

PokéHeaven is a highly reputable Pixelmon server, currently ranking in the top 200 out of ALL Minecraft servers on Minestatus. There are many unique features related to the generation one Kanto region, such as Celadon’s Game corner where you can play slots to win money and prizes such as Master Ball and rare candy, an optimized and efficient Pokemon League, friendly and helpful staff.

IP: PLAY.POKEHEAVENMC.US

Website: http://pokeheavenmc.enjin.com/home

Our server is simply Pixelmon. We do not require 20+ different mods to log in. Anything not handled by Forge or Pixelmon itself is executed with Bukkit plugins via MCPC. The map consists of the Kanto adventure region as well as survival islands on the outskirts for the purpose of building and mining!

play.pokeheavenmc.us