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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	New Chunks Explored:	209074
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	77
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla World: Reloaded provides a unique Survival & Skyblock experience suited for all ages.Infinite building & farming opportunities as you are millions of blocks away from other players. If you want to work together, share homes and team up with friends!Our Skyblock server has a custom world generator that creates islands sporadically around your starting island. Continue to export and get access to new types of wood, loot and ores!– Grief Free – Custom random teleportation plugin – Custom Skyblock world generator – 10-year-old communityJoin today: vwreloaded.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6BkN9DHVwb

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	New Chunks Explored:	220794

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	3850

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.