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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5241 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4990 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because it’s full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Plus, we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into giant carrots. It’s gonna be a riot, I tell ya. So come on and join us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun)!