HateQs_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	New Chunks Explored:	389794
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Potions Brewed:	200	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	434
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Emeralds Found:	3252
Magic Items Found:	6325	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9908	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.