HateQs_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	184	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	4386	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.