HateQs_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	704	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	1121	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4767	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!