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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1995 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7540 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit when they’re angry.
So why join our server? Because where else can you punch people in the face and battle llamas for control of a virtual world? It’s a wild ride, my friend. Strap in and get ready for some ridiculousness.