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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9127 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5370 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.
And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.