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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5207 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 3533 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.
And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.