HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7264	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	178
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	5167

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Players Killed by Monsters:	6759
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	111	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	240

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.