HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	962
New Chunks Explored:	239870	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1289
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Towns Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ores Mined:	7347	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	369693

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Items Found:	7070
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2672	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	203
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1491
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	6685
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.