New Minecraft Servers

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperCraft: Missile Mayhem on Xmas

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    CreeperCraft: Missile Mayhem on Xmas

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia on christmas morning! we got drones flying around dropping creepers on unsuspecting players, it’s chaos but in a fun way! join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a war zone while building your dream castle! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos all day, every day?! come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Viral AI Therapy Craft

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    Viral AI Therapy Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? But get this, it’s not just any ol’ server. It’s like, a whole new level of epicness. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya.

    First off, the creators of this server are like, super smart. They used some fancy schmancy artificial intelligence to make the whole thing feel like you’re inside a freakin’ virus. But, like, in a cool way, not a gross way. It’s like you’re exploring the inner workings of a computer virus, but instead of destroying your computer, you’re just havin’ a blast in Minecraft.

    And get this, there’s all these crazy structures and challenges that’ll keep you on your toes. It’s like a maze of awesomeness that’ll have you screamin’ “woah, dude” every five seconds. Plus, there’s prizes and rewards that’ll make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

    So, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’ll blow your mind and make you feel like a virus-fighting hero, then this is the place for you. Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FloofSMP

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    FloofSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    About FloofSMP Minecraft Server

    Server Name FloofSMP
    Version 1.21.4
    Features Proximity voice chat plugin for friendly interactions
    Rules Be respectful to others; furries are encouraged to join but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How do I apply to join the FloofSMP server?

    A: Fill out the form here, or contact cryo_derg on Discord for more information.

    Q: Can non-furries join the server?

    A: Yes, all are welcome to join FloofSMP, but it is highly encouraged for furries to participate.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

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    MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF because the owner is a straight-up culinary genius AND a master wordsmith. Like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by a descendant of the legendary sukuna? It’s like having a real-life anime character as your server admin, man. Plus, you know the food on this server is gonna be fire, so you won’t go hungry while you’re building your epic creations. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and thank me later, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Charisma-less Love Chat Minecraft SMP

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    Charisma-less Love Chat Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no charisma for love and erp? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being rejected by /ntr/ or /flg/ again. Our community is full of players who are just as awkward and desperate for love as you are. So come on, join us and let’s all be awkward together in the most epic erp-filled adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP