so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Enchantments Applied: 282
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY