Hardcore Traders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Farms Harvested:	754	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	758
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Towns Built:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	179	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	265895
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	120
Void Gems Collected:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4