Extremely hardcore server. Very wild and evil zombies and no less evil players.
45.93.200.23:25571
Hard World Minecraft server
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Mystic Dragon Realms 1.20.1
Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously dude. It’s like a whole new dimension, but in Minecraft. Imagine unicorns flying around shooting rainbow lasers, that’s what this server is like, bro.We got dragons that breathe fire and turn everything into gold. I know, right? It’s like a freaking fairy tale on steroids.
And get this, there’s a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms. Yeah, you heard me right, talking mushrooms, bro. They give you quests and stuff, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention the disco party every Friday night? Yeah, we got a whole club in Minecraft, complete with DJs and pixelated disco balls. It’s lit, fam.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your mind be blown, bro. It’s like reality, but on crack.
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P I G S K I N G O R E T H R E A D Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take pigskin gore to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your white pigskin gore collection and compete for the title of the ultimate pigskin gore master!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pigskin gore in our world is actually magical and can give you special powers if you collect enough of it. Who knows, maybe you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs out of your hands!
So come on, join us and let’s get gory together in the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
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JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but with creepers and zombies. You gotta join because we have a secret underground club where we only wear diamond armor and ride pigs into battle. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. It’s wild, man.But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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WorkplaceWoesCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring office job that turned you into a corporate zombie? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your inner rebel out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and insane challenges that will make you forget all about your soul-sucking job.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of evil llamas start attacking you with their laser eyes! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of the corporate world and embark on a wild and hilarious journey, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs a paycheck when you can have this much fun?
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CraftyCrashLand Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape the real world and dive into a whole new universe where u can build stuff and mine for diamonds? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got crazier adventures than an Azerbaijan Airlines plane crash in Kazakhstan, i’m tellin’ ya!our server is so lit that even Russia is like, “whoa, that’s some next level stuff!” and they ain’t wrong, fam. we got experts sayin’ that this server is the bomb dot com, and it’s not just cuz of some lame bird strike, nah mean?
join us now and experience the wildest ride of your life! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. trust me, once u join this server, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. so what u waitin’ for? come on over and let’s get this party started!