Extremely hardcore server. Very wild and evil zombies and no less evil players.
45.93.200.23:25571
Extremely hardcore server. Very wild and evil zombies and no less evil players.
45.93.200.23:25571
Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events.
Near Vanilla is an international, community-driven server with constant communication on Discord. A dedicated admin team ensures a smooth gaming experience and handles any bad behavior. Our DynaMap allows you to see where other players are located.
IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
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Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
Recap Video | https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY |
Screenshots | https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE |
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome.
To apply through Discord, click the link below:
Join us for epic battles against evil cows and build the craziest structures you can imagine. And get this – every time you mine a block, a disco party starts! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way. Let’s get weird, gamers!
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant pillow fight with the other players. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the mobs are the DJs. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Secret Midnight Party ~The Oni Holds a Bell~” where you can dance the night away with mystical creatures. And don’t even get us started on the “Say-Bing!” event where you can win prizes by shouting “BINGO!” at the top of your lungs.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.