Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers have taken over and are demanding taxes in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of life hacks to make your daily life more hilarious! Need to build a house? Just use a stack of TNT and watch it magically appear! Want to tame a wolf? Just serenade it with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY