Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers have taken over and are demanding taxes in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of life hacks to make your daily life more hilarious! Need to build a house? Just use a stack of TNT and watch it magically appear! Want to tame a wolf? Just serenade it with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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