Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers have taken over and are demanding taxes in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of life hacks to make your daily life more hilarious! Need to build a house? Just use a stack of TNT and watch it magically appear! Want to tame a wolf? Just serenade it with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8949
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Crops Grown: 5576
Void Gems Collected: 34 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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