🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7756 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?
