Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 273015 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 353 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 New Chunks Explored: 758728

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Farms Harvested: 733
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Mines Excavated: 3049
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 101
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magic Items Found: 5437

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 264 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5581
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Potions Brewed: 44 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2173 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 396
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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