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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 233
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 4439 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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