Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

    Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

    Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

    MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlockBusters

    BlockBusters
    Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

    Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Chimeras Created: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GenocideGamerGirl

    GenocideGamerGirl
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Orphan Lit Roleplay

    Orphan Lit Roleplay
    so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

    we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

    if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

    Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server
    Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

    We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Falling into the Void: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

    Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

    Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

    But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

    SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

    Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

    WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition
    Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

    Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

    Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

    Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

    So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

    Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

    On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

    So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • She Looking At Minecraft SMP

    She Looking At Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Zombie Dances: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

    Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

    Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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