HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	198	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1685
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Crops Grown:	4628	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7695
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	433	Dragon Eggs Found:	8631
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.