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CretanCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

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come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4450	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Animals Bred:	180
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2