Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers

  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Animals Bred: 186 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3081 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1096 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Potions Brewed: 27

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Animals Bred: 56 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 New Chunks Explored: 975306
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Zombie Dances: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 278 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Zombie Dances: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Star Shards Collected: 241
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 237
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1293 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Zombie Dances: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Star Shards Collected: 184
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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