Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Hunter MC

    Hunter MC

    Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 188
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chaos Hub

    Chaos Hub

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 364 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SolarGN

    SolarGN

    SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RoyalCraft – Romania

    RoyalCraft – Romania

    MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Cube

    The Cube

    Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Realm of Aureus

    Realm of Aureus

    Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8702
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrionCraft

    OrionCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Island Clash

    Island Clash

    Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magic Items Found: 5843
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 496 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnselMC

    AnselMC

    AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoppleMC

    BoppleMC

    A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Animals Bred: 35
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ThunderTown

    ThunderTown

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2674 Magic Items Found: 1246
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineVillage

    MineVillage

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Quantum Realm

    Quantum Realm

    Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 67 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnrealCraft Network

    UnrealCraft Network

    Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Towns Built: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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